• French teacher: okay now say something in french
  • Me: Est-ce que tu aimes le sexe? Le sexe, je veux dire : l'activité physique, le coït. Tu aimes ça? Tu ne t'intéresses pas au sexe ? Les hommes pensent que les féministes détestent le sexe mais c'est une activité très stimulante et naturelle que les femmes adorent

upgraders:

most private thing im willing to admit: im not good at estimating how much pasta is enough for one person 

punkass-onedirection:

one direction + infographics

luaren:


every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

luaren:

every girl in the universal regardless of ethnic background, class, sexuality, etc knows the universal mating call of the straight male

I just wanted it to sound good in the car, you know? But also, have you seen the way girls dance to it?

—Alex Turner on R U Mine? x (via turrneralex)

(Source: hellkatspangledshalalala)

mothwizard:

me: i want something very short and small and cutesy but most importantly body safe and discreet

sex toy companies: try the DEVASTATOR SEVENTY THREE INCHES OF PURE JELLY RUBBER HYPER REALISTIC VEINS WE SHOWED IT TO A NUN ONCE AND SHE BURST INTO FLAMES THERE’S ONLY ONE SETTING: DEVASTATION THE VIBRATIONS CAUSED AN EARTHQUAKE MILLIONS ARE DEAD

(Source: fuks)

indogyears:

Casual Tuesday afternoon. Thank you Chris Martin!

indogyears:

Casual Tuesday afternoon. Thank you Chris Martin!

wowsuchcuteness:

jennalalaland:

superhobbitwhomerlockpotterbal:

This is the best version of Rapunzel that i have ever seen

Omg

💞💕✨👑

(Source: catversushuman.com)